⚠ THIS JUST IN: WHATEVER WEEK 5 IS DONE, SO AM I IS IT 2027 YET? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE TO HAVE THIS LEVEL OF BAD LUCK? I AM IN 3 LEAGUES, ONE I AM 0-5 AND HAVE FAR AND AWAY THE MOST POINTS AGAINST ME, ANOTHER 0-5 3RD MOST AGAINST ME WITH MY ENTIRE TEAM DEAD, AND A THIRD 2-3 WITH BY FAR THE MOST POINTS AGAINST ME. THIS ISN'T FUN, IT GETS TO A POINT...THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUN ⚠ THIS JUST IN: WHATEVER WEEK 5 IS DONE, SO AM I IS IT 2027 YET? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE TO HAVE THIS LEVEL OF BAD LUCK? I AM IN 3 LEAGUES, ONE I AM 0-5 AND HAVE FAR AND AWAY THE MOST POINTS AGAINST ME, ANOTHER 0-5 3RD MOST AGAINST ME WITH MY ENTIRE TEAM DEAD, AND A THIRD 2-3 WITH BY FAR THE MOST POINTS AGAINST ME. THIS ISN'T FUN, IT GETS TO A POINT...THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUN
2026

LOSER

Throw tomatoes at the worst player in the league!!

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THIS WEEK'S SHAME

This week's biggest loser
93.16
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2025

Current LOSER

The worst overall player in the league!!

Look at These Shitty Stats

Record Win %
3–10 .231
THIS GUY SUCKS
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With a 3-10 record, an Amon-Ra in her pocket, we present to you Etienne Some Ass. Chloe must be a cannibal because the only way to define Ass is for her to look at her team. Tell me how in the big 2025 you land Josh Allen, Achane, Amon-Ra, Tyler Warren, Super Bowl MVP Kenneth Walker III, and STILL suck enough ass to LOSE 10 games?!?!?